Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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