Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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