none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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