He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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