I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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