i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
We need to get me chipped asap
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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