She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
These tits shall not be calmed
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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