: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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