I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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