I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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