Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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