it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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