Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I wear drunk well.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
