You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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