he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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