It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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