these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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