He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
this beer tastes like vomit already
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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