When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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