i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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