i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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