When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
