Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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