i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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