Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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