Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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