what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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