$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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