Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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