i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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