She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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