The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
