i don't like sucking hair
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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