Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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