just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
