hotel room ftw
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Im part way to drunk.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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