Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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