I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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