I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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