my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
