Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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