I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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