Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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