I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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