I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
