I am in a vortex of obligation.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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