I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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