You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
My first STD was from a foam party
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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