No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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