there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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